Holly’s Cat Letter, Episode 1

 HOLLY’S CAT LETTER 

EPISODE 1—02/22/2024

🐱Hi to all my admirers on the internet. Allow me to introduce myself: I’m Holly and I’m a 13 year old tortoiseshell kitty that’s full of tortitude. That’s like attitude on steroids. I thought since my life is so full of excitement, I’d start a random cat letter to keep you apprised of all my interesting stuff. I’ll see how it goes—it might be weekly but it ultimately depends on how my life is going. It can be quite boring at times. I will play it by paw. 

🐱For those of you who are new to the cat world, tortoiseshells are not a breed, but rather a color—in my not so humble opinion, we are the prettiest of all cats, having beautiful tri-colored fur. I personally think torties, as we’re affectionately called, should be their own breed since we’re so unique and special. I know I certainly am. I am exceptionally lovely and have a good life. My Ma truly loves me and gives me all the loves and kisses that I could ever want. I always deserve that kind of treatment. 

🐱I have a brother named Oliver who is 11 years old. He’s a beautiful shiny black kitty and also a big boy weighing in at 10 pounds of solid flabby muscle. He’s not like me and doesn’t deserve to be his own breed. He’s just a run of the mill kitty. He tends to overwhelm me at times since I’m petite and weigh in at a mere eight pounds. Most of the time he is well-tolerated, though not always. Some days I just want to lie in the sun beams alone to contemplate life. You see, I am a deep thinker. Oliver on the other paw is more shallow. He just goofily runs around the house with no plan of action at all. He gets in these vile moods and won’t stop licking me. I soon tire of it and try to get away. It generally ends up in a mutual boxing match. 

🐱More about me later. Until next time…love, Holly