HOLLY’S CAT LETTER
EPISODE 52–O4/30/2024
🐱 Hi to all my admirers. ‘Twas a lovely 76° sunny day in my domain. The vile weatherman got it right again! It’s truly amazing how that letter of complaint from yours truly and the threat of losing his job got him back on track.
🐱 All day long my main aggravation was having to deal with the roaring of vile lawn mowers and weed whackers in every conceivable direction. I had to give one neighbor a few stern looks since he nearly crossed over into my yard. Oh the agony!
🐱 Earlier this afternoon Ma came into the house to refill her water glass and told me she and Pa smelled horrid cat pee out near the shed. Without a doubt this means some vile male cat has been prowling around and marking MY domain. Slacker boy Oliver is aware I’m not feeling well and he needs to snap out of it and do something around here besides falling asleep while sitting up. He thinks he can fool me but I can clearly see his beady eyes are tightly closed. Moreover, I adamantly told him I do not want to hear his excuse of how he’s resting his eyes. He’s heard Pa declare that way too many times in the evening when he’s trying to stay awake while watching TV.
🐱 Ma and Pa were outside having fun most of the afternoon. Ma enjoys supervising while Pa putters around. I missed Ma but I was able to get some much needed rest on the cat tree in the dining room. Like I just mentioned, I’m still not feeling well and not eating all that great. I was drifting off to la-la-land and some movement near the swing got my attention. I thought to myself “what vile beast has the audacity to cross into the northwestern part of my domain?! And mind you, in broad daylight!” By then I was fully awake and realized it was only Ma’s next-door friend Diane stopping by to visit. I permit her presence since she is such a nice lady.
🐱 I hope you all have a nice evening. I'm going to spend the entire night relaxing on Ma’s lap, snacking and allowing Ma to kiss me. More about me later…love, Holly
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