HOLLY’S CAT LETTER
Episode 69–08/15/2024
🐱 Hi to all my admirers. It’s been awhile so I thought I had better catch you all up on my exciting life. It’s been a quiet and uneventful day.
🐱 Since I’ve been taking my kitty cocktail twice a day instead of an “as needed” basis, I’ve been eating like a racehorse. Ma is concerned that I have been sleeping a lot more than “my normal” and is going to address that with my vile vet at my appointment next Wednesday. She’s hoping it’s just side effects of one of the drugs in my cocktail causing me to sleep so much. I’m certainly not looking forward to seeing vile Dr. Shawn. He’ll be poking me with that nasty needle to get blood out of me and pressing my bladder to get me to pee in a little container. It’s so hard being me!
🐱 Speaking of vile—Ma and Pa had the audacity to have these vile people enter my peaceful abode yesterday. I was comfortably snoozing away on my favorite chair in the dining room when the lady came in. Oliver took off and hid when he heard the doorbell—he’s such a fraidy cat. I gave her the stink eye and a stern look but it didn’t faze her one iota. I eventually allowed her to pet me as she uttered some soothing soft words. Oliver had the gall to head bunt her hand as she petted him! He’s such a sucker for a pretty lady!
🐱 I hope you all take it easy tonight and begin to prepare your heart and gird your loins for the final day of the week. I plan to sniff some nip and get some quality meditation while getting a full-body massage from Ma. More about me later…love, Holly
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